Ever wonder what a waste of a good young man’s time that insipid Home Stuck nonsense is all about? Or what these kids are doing outside a perfectly good convenience store wearing their black clothes and belt buckles and gray face paint and their silly goddamned devil horns? And how one of them is wearing a pair of busted glasses and wearing a shirt so tight she might as well be walking around outside in the altogether? Jesus H. Christ.
Well, I’ll be good and goddamned if I know what’s gotten into these kids. I’d ask where their parents are but you know they’re just as bad. Probably buying them all the Home Stuck toys and movies in the first place. Just a goddamned shame.
Featured guest: my grandfather
