I have another engagement that weekend.
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Count FangStar
Had a ton of fun last year reverse vampiring — that’s where I make you drink my blood.
Guest We’d Like: Armin Shimerman
He was Quark on Deep Space 9 of Star Trek. Boy, would he probably have some great stories.
Richard Wayne Hotch
Wish I could attend but I’ll still be in prison
Featured: Rice Bar
Guest We’d Like: Stargate
Guest We’d Like: This Guy From Forever Knight
I haven’t seen this show, but a lot of people like Forever Knight. Man I hope we can get this guy to show up. That would be awesome.
3-Day Passes Still Available!
Hello RegionConites,
We’re excited to announce that 3-Day passes are still available to the general public! In fact, all the 3-day passes are still available. Each one of them. We have 1,000 and we have sold precisely zero. So if you’re interested in three full days at the gorgeous Hoff Convention Center luxuriating in the finest anime, comics, horror, sci-fi, TV and movie experience, you can grab your passes at our Ticketing page!
Also still available: single-day passes, two-day passes, and single-hour NightPasses
Food Court Open During Lawsuit
Good news! Food and Drug Administration v. SysFoods Commissary Solutions will not interrupt food court services in the Hoff Convention Center during RegionCon! The food court is scheduled to be closed for investigation one week afterwards.
If you’d still prefer to go off-site, nearby dining options include a farmer’s market, the vending machine at the car wash, and a Chili’s To Go that did not close when the airport did.
These Goddamned Gray Home Stucks And Their Orange Horns
Ever wonder what a waste of a good young man’s time that insipid Home Stuck nonsense is all about? Or what these kids are doing outside a perfectly good convenience store wearing their black clothes and belt buckles and gray face paint and their silly goddamned devil horns? And how one of them is wearing a pair of busted glasses and wearing a shirt so tight she might as well be walking around outside in the altogether? Jesus H. Christ.
Well, I’ll be good and goddamned if I know what’s gotten into these kids. I’d ask where their parents are but you know they’re just as bad. Probably buying them all the Home Stuck toys and movies in the first place. Just a goddamned shame.
Featured guest: my grandfather